Pit Breed Creed
Pitbull Owners' Creed
I will troll all comment threads on the net about pits religiously.
I will lie through my teeth if need be about my dog and its kind.
I will swear at and openly threaten people I disagree with.
I will publicly defame little kids, the elderly, and anyone else pits attack.
I will always without exception blame all victims of pit attacks- never the dog/s.
I will never talk about killings or maulings by pits except to blame the victims.
I will suppress the pictures of shredded people and dead animals that pits have attacked.
I will backstab all pit owners whose dogs attack people and label them 'irresponsible'.
I will be careless about how secure my dog is.
I will place my pit near kids every chance I get to prove a point.
I will distract from facts and studies any way I can.
I will compare laws about pits to human racism.
I will use aliases for pit breeds to distract from the facts of maulings.
I will dress up my dog as a ballerina and post it online.
I will use the words irresponsible, gentle, and lick excessively.
I will mention the little rascals dog daily.
I will accept two weeks of coddling as rehab for a killer dog.
I will aid the deceptive rehoming of vicious dogs into homes with kids.
I will fight for preferential treatment of pits in shelters while other dogs die.
I will continue to beg the help of ARA's as dupes for our cause.
I will.
Amen.
{ note: this creed originally written by the author of this site on 02/10/2012, and first posted on my facebook group/page called 'ban pit bulls and their owners'. that page was later trolled and admittedly hacked by a group whom i won't give the pleasure of naming. creed was reposted on my subsequent pages, and has been reposted around the net extensively already. many are taking credit for it, but it was me sitting here one night, who wrote it. just saying. :) }